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June 6, 2011

10 Ways to Get People To Read Your Blog

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So, I was brainstorming a bit tonight (it is severely late here so I might not make any sense to anyone…) and I thought I would come up with 10 ways to get people to read your blog. 

10 Ways to Get People To Read Your Blog

10 Ways to Get People To Read Your Blog

If you are a blogger, I really hope that these help you out a bit. Sometimes it is tough to get traffic to your blog, especially on those bad traffic days! So, feel free to check out the helpful tips on Ways to Get People To Read Your Blog:

1.) Completely disagree with one of your readers or another blogger in a blog post.. tweet about it and Facebook it too (don’t forget to use hashtags that are appropriate and tag them too!!) Be MEAN!

2.)Always mention products like Kotex’s, maxi pads and tampons, hemorrhoid creams, etc. (pictures are a plus!!) …

3.) Give advice that simply makes no sense (it leaves people wanting more!)

4.) Make up a YouTube video of you break dancing or humming an anonymous tune

5.) When doing a vlog, pass a bit of gas.. LOUDLY and ignore it..(like Nancy Grace did!!)

6.) ALWAYS grab pictures from Google, and never ask permission to use them. Never give credit, just grab them up quickly! I guaranteed at some point or another, the owner of the picture/s will contact you and you will be sued.

7.) Try and come up with a unique solution to EVERYONE’s problems or answer a question that simply cannot be answered…with false information from the interwebs.

8.) Manage to muster up a smile EVERY single day that you blog, vlog, Twitter, Facebook, etc.. Be overly enthusiastic and constantly let everyone know personal things about you.

9.) If you have a weirdly shaped bowel movement, videotape it and slap it up on your blog! For more traffic, slap it up on all of your social media pages tagging various people and using hashtags where necessary. 

10.) NEVER thank anyone for reading your blog or acknowledge anyone for any reason…

If you do these ten things, people will totally read your blog and you will become super popular in the blogosphere…

*Seriously though… Don’t EVER do any of the things I listed above. If you do, you will probably be hated by many people*

You also might be likin’ my other lists…
10 Ways To Irritate People

Or perhaps…
10 Things to Do When You Are Bored…

About Kim Delatorre

Kim Delatorre is a mommy to three beautiful, smart kids and wife to an amazing husband of 24 years! She enjoys reading, writing, spending time with her family, and blogging.

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  1. Terra Heck says

    June 20, 2011 at 2:23 am

    No wonder my readership is down! haha

  2. Penelope says

    June 8, 2011 at 9:48 am

    I thought this was a serious post at first, but I was laughing throughout the whole thing. You are so sillleeee!!

  3. Allison says

    June 8, 2011 at 6:56 am

    You’re hilarious. Seriously. I am laughing. Love this list! 🙂

  4. blueviolet says

    June 7, 2011 at 2:10 pm

    You are insane, and I totally love that about you!

  5. Brandy says

    June 7, 2011 at 10:47 am

    I love this girl! Sounds like you were either in some odd mood last night writing this or something happened or well you just wanted to have fun! Either way, love it! I think I will have to try the YouTube humming video! Lol

  6. Tracy says

    June 7, 2011 at 9:13 am

    What a riot!

  7. Kelly says

    June 7, 2011 at 7:38 am

    I completely disagree with you and have Tweeted about it – take that!

  8. Crystal @ Simply Being Mommy says

    June 7, 2011 at 7:19 am

    OMG, #5 totally has be cracking up!

  9. Lindsay says

    June 7, 2011 at 6:19 am

    What a list! I’ll be sure to give some of those a try…I need more readers!

  10. HilLesha says

    June 7, 2011 at 6:09 am

    Speechless, haha. Too funny!! 🙂

  11. Pinksade says

    June 7, 2011 at 5:45 am

    LOL!!!!

  12. Kathy says

    June 7, 2011 at 5:44 am

    LOL! I have to agree that it seems like all of this is true, unfortunately.

  13. Zippy Sandler says

    June 7, 2011 at 4:38 am

    OMG – you’re so B-A-D….although I’m thinking that some of my video’s resemble #4…

  14. Leanne says

    June 7, 2011 at 4:25 am

    LMAO!!! Great advice!

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