So, I was brainstorming a bit tonight (it is severely late here so I might not make any sense to anyone…) and I thought I would come up with 10 ways to get people to read your blog.
10 Ways to Get People To Read Your Blog
If you are a blogger, I really hope that these help you out a bit. Sometimes it is tough to get traffic to your blog, especially on those bad traffic days! So, feel free to check out the helpful tips on Ways to Get People To Read Your Blog:
1.) Completely disagree with one of your readers or another blogger in a blog post.. tweet about it and Facebook it too (don’t forget to use hashtags that are appropriate and tag them too!!) Be MEAN!
2.)Always mention products like Kotex’s, maxi pads and tampons, hemorrhoid creams, etc. (pictures are a plus!!) …
3.) Give advice that simply makes no sense (it leaves people wanting more!)
4.) Make up a YouTube video of you break dancing or humming an anonymous tune
5.) When doing a vlog, pass a bit of gas.. LOUDLY and ignore it..(like Nancy Grace did!!)
6.) ALWAYS grab pictures from Google, and never ask permission to use them. Never give credit, just grab them up quickly! I guaranteed at some point or another, the owner of the picture/s will contact you and you will be sued.
7.) Try and come up with a unique solution to EVERYONE’s problems or answer a question that simply cannot be answered…with false information from the interwebs.
8.) Manage to muster up a smile EVERY single day that you blog, vlog, Twitter, Facebook, etc.. Be overly enthusiastic and constantly let everyone know personal things about you.
9.) If you have a weirdly shaped bowel movement, videotape it and slap it up on your blog! For more traffic, slap it up on all of your social media pages tagging various people and using hashtags where necessary.
10.) NEVER thank anyone for reading your blog or acknowledge anyone for any reason…
If you do these ten things, people will totally read your blog and you will become super popular in the blogosphere…
*Seriously though… Don’t EVER do any of the things I listed above. If you do, you will probably be hated by many people*
You also might be likin’ my other lists…
10 Ways To Irritate People
Or perhaps…
10 Things to Do When You Are Bored…
Terra Heck says
No wonder my readership is down! haha
Penelope says
I thought this was a serious post at first, but I was laughing throughout the whole thing. You are so sillleeee!!
Allison says
You’re hilarious. Seriously. I am laughing. Love this list! 🙂
blueviolet says
You are insane, and I totally love that about you!
Brandy says
I love this girl! Sounds like you were either in some odd mood last night writing this or something happened or well you just wanted to have fun! Either way, love it! I think I will have to try the YouTube humming video! Lol
Tracy says
What a riot!
Kelly says
I completely disagree with you and have Tweeted about it – take that!
Crystal @ Simply Being Mommy says
OMG, #5 totally has be cracking up!
Lindsay says
What a list! I’ll be sure to give some of those a try…I need more readers!
HilLesha says
Speechless, haha. Too funny!! 🙂
Pinksade says
LOL!!!!
Kathy says
LOL! I have to agree that it seems like all of this is true, unfortunately.
Zippy Sandler says
OMG – you’re so B-A-D….although I’m thinking that some of my video’s resemble #4…
Leanne says
LMAO!!! Great advice!