I started thinking last night, and thought, heck, why on earth don’t I throw up a post on my blog that will help with daily boredom! With all this hysteria going on in the world about the Corona Virus, I thought this list might take your mind off of things for a bit. Anyways, that is simply beside the point at hand! So, I give you my list of “10 Things To Do When You Are Bored!!!”
10 Things To Do When You Are Bored: Here We Go…
1.) Peek into a mirror and shyly look away, IMMEDIATELY look again and pretend you don’t see anything
2.) Capture your taco bell results in a jar and seal it up to enjoy at a later date
3.) Rummage through the neighbors’ garbage, find a rancid object and obediently bring it back to the neighbors and hand it to them
4.) Falsely accuse a stranger of passing gas
5.) Emerge from a deep sleep only to stagger aimlessly into a closet and swiftly close that door tight…
6.) When no one is looking, slide on your floor slowly and discretely
7.) Do your hair, makeup (if you are a woman or man I suppose…) and get into your best outfit, then immediately go take a warm shower
8.) Make faces at yourself in a mirror, then suddenly startle yourself with a quick slap to your cheek
9.) Happily slap your right thigh until it is an angry red color. Cover it up with makeup… then do it again…
10.) Take a random friend out to lunch, tell them it is on you. When the bill comes, leave… quickly
I hope that some of these you will find useful, for when you are feeling that boredom bug. Who knows, you might use them all, but that is for you to decide, not me…
I totally went out on a limb, here, so throw me a bone… What do you do when you are bored? Have any tips or suggestions that I failed to cover? Share…
How did you like my post of 10 things to do when you are bored? Did it help you not be so bored anymore???
OMG Kim!!! This is why I love you!!!
LOL! Hey I think you might just be as crazy as me! 🙂
Jacqueline Griffin says
Oh my, I needed a good laugh!! My question is to you??? Do you do all that??? HAHA!! LOL!! ROFL!!!
I am glad I am not your neighbor haha.
Oh my gosh that’s hilarious!
jenny boo bo nighty says
well, i really enjoy stacking matchsticks into long equater like lines…then tooting them around and scattering them about the room.
Virginia from Lady V dZine says
Cracking up laughing! I bet your kids love your antics!