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Things A Human Should Not Do…

September 9, 2011

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Things A Human Should Not Do…

Lay in front of a trike and wait patiently for someone to get on it and start riding…

Things A Human Should Not Do...

Try to kick in glass doors, while flailing on the ground… would this be things a human should not do? I think NOT!

Things A Human Should Not Do...

Vacuum your canine with a small vacuum…(or probably ANY vacuum..)

Things A Human Should Not Do...

Never try to bake your head in the oven…

Things A Human Should Not Do...

Never put your hand in a kitchen garbage disposal…

Things A Human Should Not Do...

And please don’t put your finger in a light socket…

Things A Human Should Not Do...

These are just a few things I could think of off the top of my head, of Things A Human Should Not Do…perhaps there is more, perhaps I got them all.

Do you have anything you want to add to Things A Human Should Not Do?

Posted by Kim Delatorre
Filed Under: Archives, Family Tagged: blood, don't do, humans should not do, humor, stupidity, ten things

About Kim Delatorre

Kim Delatorre is a mommy to three beautiful, smart kids and wife to an amazing husband of 24 years! She enjoys reading, writing, spending time with her family, and blogging.

Comments

  1. starla barnhart says

    October 1, 2011 at 10:04 pm

    it really is a fun blog :}

  2. starla barnhart says

    October 1, 2011 at 5:13 pm

    gotta love a man with a sence of humor .. is your brother single ..lol

    • Kim says

      October 1, 2011 at 8:49 pm

      why yes he is, LOL!

  3. Megan says

    September 17, 2011 at 9:52 pm

    OMG hilarious!

  4. Shelly Peterson says

    September 14, 2011 at 4:41 pm

    funny! thanks for the laugh!

  5. Kasandria Reasoner says

    September 13, 2011 at 10:14 pm

    girl you have lost your mind lol
    Kas

  6. Crystal @ Simply Being Mommy says

    September 12, 2011 at 7:57 am

    Too funny!

  7. Kathleen says

    September 12, 2011 at 3:49 am

    lol Love it!

  8. Tonya H says

    September 12, 2011 at 12:18 am

    HAHAHAHA! Thanks for the laugh

  9. blueviolet says

    September 11, 2011 at 10:52 am

    How did you talk him into that? OMG!!!!

  10. LD1111 says

    September 11, 2011 at 10:35 am

    Thanks! I needed this today, lol.

  11. RJ says

    September 11, 2011 at 9:19 am

    ROFL!

  12. Hanan says

    September 10, 2011 at 5:44 pm

    Very funny!! I would say, don’t try to chase the mailman and bite him on his ass.

  13. Zippy Sandler says

    September 10, 2011 at 4:12 pm

    It’s always great to have good laugh when you least expect it…thanks!

  14. Kristin Sawatzke says

    September 10, 2011 at 3:27 pm

    TOo funny! Thanks for the laugh:)

  15. Anne - Mommy Has to Work says

    September 10, 2011 at 2:38 pm

    Thanks for the laugh!! lol

  16. Corrie Gompf says

    September 10, 2011 at 10:11 am

    These are too funny, thanks for the laugh therapy!

  17. Alison says

    September 10, 2011 at 10:08 am

    Kim! I love you lololol. These could also be… Things a kid will try to do but shouldn’t! 😛

  18. Courtney says

    September 10, 2011 at 8:41 am

    Lol love the attention to detail with ketchup and makeup!

  19. HilLesha says

    September 10, 2011 at 8:19 am

    Haha. Thanks for making my morning! 🙂

  20. Ericka says

    September 10, 2011 at 7:39 am

    LOL, thanks I needed a laugh. Your Brother did amazing! 🙂

  21. Carrie says

    September 10, 2011 at 6:35 am

    Those are hilarious!

  22. Kelly says

    September 9, 2011 at 9:26 pm

    Your brother is too funny! I think you’ve possibly got a series here – reminds me of a certain show that used to be on MTV with stunts.

  23. Dee @ Cocktails with Mom says

    September 9, 2011 at 8:43 pm

    I love those ,especially the last one. I needed that laugh. Thanks.

  24. Lindsay says

    September 9, 2011 at 8:06 pm

    Those are too funny! How in the world did you talk him into all that? LOL

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