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April 4, 2011

10 Ways to Irritate People…

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10 Ways to Irritate People…

10 Ways to Irritate People…

 

1. Don’t let someone pass you with their cart in the grocery store. They go left you go left, they go right, you go right, and keep smiling really big pretending that it is okay..

2. Tap your foot really loudly and slap your thigh, while standing closely to them

3. Sing (or yoddle if you know how to). Don’t stop for at least 12 minutes… and make sure there are plenty of people  next to you, trying to read or concentrate…

4.talk over them, when they are talking to you, and take control over the situation with some loud barks and a few tantrums. Take over what they are doing and demand a thank you.

5. Ask for their advice, than refuse to listen to it. Tell them their advice was not appreciated nor will you tolerate it again.

6. Keep sitting down, then quickly standing up. When you sit back down, make sure you sit a little bit on the person right next to you, but don’t apologize, just pretend you don’t know you are doing it. toot.

7. Start talking about religion and why your religion is the only one anyone should ever practice. Push it on them and don’t take no for an answer.

8. Find a quiet park, where people are picnicking and bring your dog. Play frisbee right next to them and encourage your canine to visit the picnicking family for goodies!

9. Cough and keep coughing, really loudly, on a crowded bus. Make sure you forget to cover your mouth and cough in the direction of the person you are sitting next to.

10. Ask someone a question, then quickly answer it for them. Then do it again. Tell the person to mind their own business and to stop bothering you..

I am sure I missed quite a few, but this is definitely a good start! If you liked this list, then check out my list of 10 things to do when you are bored…

Kim

 

About Kim Delatorre

Kim Delatorre is a mommy to three beautiful, smart kids and wife to an amazing husband of 24 years! She enjoys reading, writing, spending time with her family, and blogging.

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  1. Penelope says

    June 22, 2011 at 1:03 pm

    Look what I stumbled upon today!

  2. Kelly says

    April 6, 2011 at 4:29 pm

    This is hilarious!

  3. Lauralee Hensley says

    April 6, 2011 at 4:28 pm

    Always leave all the lights on in the house and then complain about the electric bill and ask how it got this high to all other members of the house.

    • Kim says

      May 2, 2011 at 11:02 pm

      LMAO!!!! I will have to add this one to the next list I do!!!

  4. JDaniel4's Mom says

    April 6, 2011 at 12:15 pm

    Thank you for the wonderful comment on Blueviolet’s post. I will try not to do any of these.

  5. blueviolet @ A Nut in a Nutshell says

    April 6, 2011 at 11:33 am

    Ok, this was too much fun! I think this is how we should all live, and you and I would clearly get along famously.

  6. Tammy says

    April 5, 2011 at 9:10 pm

    TOOOOOO FUNNY KIM! I’m crying here on this side of the monitor.

  7. Christi says

    April 5, 2011 at 8:19 pm

    HILARIOUS! Will have to remember these tips. 🙂

  8. CrazyMoM says

    April 5, 2011 at 6:05 pm

    love it…..

  9. Katie says

    April 5, 2011 at 3:24 pm

    lol! Thanks for the much needed smile today!

  10. HilLesha says

    April 5, 2011 at 2:22 pm

    Hahaha! This made my bad day good. 🙂

  11. lisa says

    April 5, 2011 at 8:39 am

    wait yodeling is annoying?? crap! LOL

    • Kim says

      April 5, 2011 at 3:02 pm

      Oh I misspelled yodeling, LOL! Well, you get the picture!

  12. Penelope says

    April 5, 2011 at 8:34 am

    Lol!!! Kim, this is so funny!

  13. Kasandria Reasoner says

    April 5, 2011 at 7:02 am

    LOL girl you are a riot! LOVE it!
    Kas

  14. Melinda says

    April 5, 2011 at 7:01 am

    I do some of these things LOL

  15. Crystal @ Simply Being Mommy says

    April 5, 2011 at 5:29 am

    LOL, love it!

  16. Tammy says

    April 5, 2011 at 5:12 am

    I love the dog at the park one, ROFL.

  17. Brandy says

    April 4, 2011 at 9:28 pm

    ROFL oh my goodness, love this list! I have done some of these is that bad?! lol

  18. Amy says

    April 4, 2011 at 9:26 pm

    I love you Kim!!!!!

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