Functional Chocolate Bars

Have trouble focusing at work? Trouble sleeping? Stressing? Female issues – PMS, menopause, low libido? Don’t sweat it. Functional Chocolate Bars has a bar that is right for you! 

What The Heck Are Functional Chocolate Bars?

Great question! Functional Chocolate Bars are health chocolate bars that can help you with issues you may be having! Functional Chocolate is providing sweet solutions across the country. 

These taste just like chocolate bars (duh!!) and are so delicious! And, if you live in a hot area, stick them in the fridge or freezer! These would make the PERFECT gift for that health conscious loved on in your life! Let’s talk more about this, below! So keep reading!

 

The Perfect Gift for Everyday Wellness: The Health Realities Care Pack

Looking for a thoughtful, health-conscious gift that’s as delicious as it is purposeful? The Health Realities Care Pack offers a complete toolkit for navigating life’s everyday challenges.

This curated set includes four functional chocolate bars—Sleepy, Energy, Carefree, and Painfree—each designed to address specific wellness needs, from promoting restful sleep to boosting energy and easing stress or discomfort.

Ideal for those who embrace a balanced lifestyle, this pack allows them to mix and match based on their daily needs, providing personalized support for any situation.

Made with rich, ethically sourced dark chocolate and infused with botanicals, this collection is perfect for anyone who appreciates both indulgence and well-being.

Beautifully packaged and ready for gifting, the Health Realities Care Pack is more than just a treat—it’s a versatile, thoughtful way to support wellness. Perfect for personal care or as a gift, this pack makes it easy to give the gift of health in the most delicious way possible.

FAQs

How Much Should I Eat?

A single serving is TWO squares. However, it is completely safe to eat a full bar or more in a single day if you want to indulge. Each bar is labeled with usage instructions as well as a recommended maximum daily intake.

How Will These Make Me Feel?

Functional Chocolate bars are not psychedelic and will not lead to any feelings of inebriation. However, each individual reacts differently, and feelings of relaxation, loss of inhibition, and relief from symptoms may occur spontaneously. Certain ingredients may require several doses before full effects are realized.

Are These Safe For Everyone To Devour?

Absolutely. While their original formulations were designed to target common everyday conditions primarily for women, all ingredients are safe for men, women, and young adults over the age of 12. 

Where Should I Store These Chocolate Bars?

Just like all chocolate products, Functional Chocolate should be stored in a cool, dry, dark place, away from strong odors which can permeate the delicate flavor (I keep mine in my fridge).

While they do include a Best By Date of 2 years from the date of production, properly stored, dark chocolate is shelf stable for years.

Once opened, storing in a sealed container will maximize the shelf life and taste of your chocolate. Chocolate can also be placed in the refrigerator or freezer for longer-term storage.

Can I Cook With This?

If you do cook with these chocolate bars, just remember that heating the active ingredients and botanicals can reduce their efficacy, so they do not recommend cooking with Functional Chocolate. However, Functional Chocolate pairs well with many snacks and beverages.

Can I Consume These If I am Pregnant or Breastfeeding?

When used as directed, we believe these products to be safe during pregnancy based on available data as well as decades (and sometimes centuries) of recorded use.

Since scientific studies on the safety of herbal medicine during pregnancy is sparse, we encourage every woman to review all functional foods and supplements they are using with their health care provider.

The Origin of Functional Chocolate Bars

There is no greater motivator than a parent trying to ease their child’s pain. But sometimes, even when you have all the knowledge, you don’t have all the tools. So co-founder and single father Chris Peruzzi built them. By pairing his decades of natural product knowledge with decadent chocolate, he created the first Functional Chocolates as a fun, effective way to care for his kids (and adults!) everyday health realities including his daughter’s debilitating PMS symptoms and son’s stress and anxiety.

Today, Functional Chocolate Bars can be found in hundreds of stores nationwide. But they have got a lot more cooking. Chris and the team constantly ideate and formulate tasty new creations to solve more of our everyday health realities. Be on the lookout for more tasty and helpful chocolate bars coming your way!

Where To Buy Functional Chocolate Bars

You can check out the different chocolate bars they have on their site here: https://funcho.co/. 

Win Some Bars!

One person is going to win a Health Realities Care Pack! (Click that link to find out more about this care package!)

That includes the following chocolate bars:

*Sleepy
*Energy
*Carefree
*Painfree

Rules

The contest is open to US 18+. The giveaway will end on December 3, 2024 at 11:59 PM MT. I am not responsible for lost or stolen mail.